I have decided this is complete impossibility without flooded bathroom floor, myself soaked and Babu trying to escape at every point! Everytime we go out Babu comes home wet, muddy and totally happy. I, on the other hand, have a wet, soggy, smelly dog who passes this smell and mud around my house. So I grab the bull by the horns, or the dog by the legs, fill a bath with cool water and lower my struggling dog into the water. At which point he looks at me in shock and horror and accuses me, with his eyes, of cruelty that is beyond belief! I have just about covered him in very expensive dog shampoo, can’t I use a cheaper alternative, when he decides to leave the bath, flood the floor, cover me in soap and create disaster. My bathroom is not big and it is now covered in water, dog, soap and grumpy owner. I grab dog and try to get him back in the bath. He struggles and I only manage three legs in. He whelps and family start to arrive at the door shouting about dog torture. Well the dog thinks this might be the solution and whimper’s and struggles more. So here I am covered in soap, water and a mood that is not happy, forcing a large leggy hound to stay in the bath, and I do not have enough hands. So now I am leaning on the dog to keep him in the bath, trying to say positive and calming words and also grabbing a large tupperware box to use to rinse off the soap. Another final struggle and he is free, out of the bath and I give up. He is sort of clean, the bath is disgusting and I am completely sodden. There must be a better way……….any ideas?









